Gang member: “Boss, are we NPCs?”
Boss: “Of course not! What makes you think that?”
Gang member: “Well a few things, we announced ourselves before attacking.”
Boss: “Only polite.”
Gang member: “We comically outnumber our mark who, is a small goblin.”
Boss: “Tactically sound.”
Gang member: “And we are suicidally over-confident when we realise she’s a spellcaster. Shouting `No surrender` and presumably fighting to our deaths.”
Boss: “Okay less tactically sound.”
Gang Member: “I’d like to just get us tested. What’s you’re name boss?”
[Frantic GM note paper shuffling sounds]
Gang Member: “I KNEW IT!”
Gang member: “Boss, are we NPCs?”
Boss: “Of course not! What makes you think that?”
Gang member: “Well a few things, we announced ourselves before attacking.”
Boss: “Only polite.”
Gang member: “We comically outnumber our mark who, is a small goblin.”
Boss: “Tactically sound.”
Gang member: “And we are suicidally over-confident when we realise she’s a spellcaster. Shouting `No surrender` and presumably fighting to our deaths.”
Boss: “Okay less tactically sound.”
Gang Member: “I’d like to just get us tested. What’s you’re name boss?”
[Frantic GM note paper shuffling sounds]
Gang Member: “I KNEW IT!”
I have not named these characters.