Something different this time. There is a blog on Tumblr called Offbeat Classes, and if you send them a private message, they generate unusual character classes for tabletop games, by combining a fairly normal sounding character class with a random noun. They then provide some powers, and a some wonderful puns to go with.

My ask came through this week, with these three characters, and I promised to make art of them. I copy the text below:


You have been assigned the classes of:

Scarf Alchemist
The three sections of your skill tree are:

Hand-Knit Potion Cozy
Transmutancy of Shawls
The Necks Big Discovery


Diary Noble
The three sections of your skill tree are:

Journalistic Integrity
High-Class Calendar
Short-Term Historical Documents


Emporium Spy
The three sections of your skill tree are:

Stab-n-Go
Clean Up on File Three
Discounted Information


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